Shock report concerning UK children

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According to a recent report by The Daily Mash, children across the UK are physically fit but talking in working-class accents!

An undercover investigation by journalists at The Daily Mash has revealed that children from middle-class households are becoming expert at high-impact workouts but no longer able to enunciate correctly or properly pronounce ‘quinoa’. Naturally this is causing concern across much of the Home Counties. 

If you feel your children may have been affected then urgently read the whole report into “Kids physically fit but talking in working-class accents” 

 

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